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Despite this, they both appear to reform and willingly take part in the Muppets' show in the gulag at the end of the film. In the end, Constantine and Dominic are arrested for their crimes, and are placed back to the Gulag presumably for the rest of their lives.

Taking off the same fake mole Constantine had given him in their first encounter, Kermit furiously slaps it onto Constantine's face, knocking him out cold.

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However, Piggy breaks free and angrily declares that meant he was still a frog, grabbing his feet and smashing him against the cockpit several times. As Kermit finally gets up to the cockpit, Constantine holds him at gunpoint, proudly declaring himself the world's most dangerous frog. Kermit, however, manages to grab hold of the helicopter and tries to save Piggy, while the other Muppets mange to stop Constantine from escaping by forming a long chain from themselves and holding onto the helicopter. Constantine, having anticipated that he would be betrayed, simply ejects Dominic from the helicopter and boards it, tying up Miss Piggy in the process. Sick of Constantine's mistreatment, however, Dominic tries to double-cross Constantine, revealing that he is in fact The Lemur, the world's second-greatest thief, and planning to make a clean getaway in a helicopter with the stolen jewels to become the new Number One Criminal. Bunsen Honeydew's bomb magnet suit manages to pull the bomb with help from Beaker (who is wearing the suit to prevent himself from being killed) and get it to safety.ĭespite his failure to blow up the Muppets, Constantine attempts to make a clean escape by taking Miss Piggy hostage. The bomb happens to be on Miss Piggy's ring, which starts to terrify everyone.

With the ruse up, Constantine finally reveals his true identity and starts his next bomb to blow the Muppets to kingdom come. After a few mishaps, Miss Piggy finally deduces the real Kermit by asking both frogs if she would marry them, knowing that the real Kermit would be reluctant enough to give a proper answer.

However, the real Kermit manages to break in and, after a few switches, stops the wedding. However, they are saved by Animal (who suspected that he was an impostor from the start), and the three escape to find the real Kermit.Īfter his plan works, Constantine and Miss Piggy are about to get married, with Constantine planning to blow up Miss Piggy after the ceremony. Walter and Fozzie find out the truth and are confronted by Constantine. Constantine covers his mole on his left cheek to make himself look like Kermit.Ĭonstantine then dismisses the show letting it run into chaos while pretending to love Miss Piggy to cover his tracks, even proposing to her so he had an excuse to get into the Tower of London. Constantine then impersonates Kermit and meets up with Dominic Badguy to proceed with his plans to steal the crown jewels of England. The police thought that Kermit was Constantine and then brings him to the Gulag. Later while Kermit the Frog is for a stroll in Berlin, Constantine sneaks up on him and slaps a duplicate mole on his left cheek. However, he escapes the prison and blows it up, then makes contact with his partner, Dominic Badguy. ~ Constantine reveals his true identity to the Muppets before trying to blow them up.Īccording to Gulag prison guard Nadya (in the extended version of the film), Constantine's mother abandoned him as a tadpole and he was taken in by the owner of the largest bomb factory in Germany, which he subsequently blew up.Īt the beginning of the film, Constantine was in Siberian Gulag 38B.

That is right, Mappets! I am Constantine! The world's most dangerous frog and number one criminal and a thousand times more frog than this Kermit person! And now, I have only one thing to say to you fools! (pulls out a bomb detonator and imitates Kermit) Goodnight folks! (detonates bomb) YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! ~ Constantine gets rid of Dominic after his failed attempt to double-cross him. (Activates the ejector seat that throws Dominic off the helicopter) The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy name I have ever heard! It's not even a rule because it is so obvious. You don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. This is where I double-cross you.Ĭonstantine: First rule of double-cross. Why are you wearing that?ĭominic Badguy: Because I am the Lemur. ~ Constantine's second most famous quote.Ĭonstantine: Number Two, you look ridiculous. My name will go down in history as 'Greatest thief of all time'.

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